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(Source: i-just-love-football)
“Miami Zombie Attack Prank!” LMFAO @ 2:17 & at the end xD
OH FUCK NO. HAHAHAHAHAHA I WOULD BE FUCKING SCARED. I’LL DIP LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW. HAHAHA OH SHIT.
omg i swear if someone ever did this to me i will strait up kill them LOL
OMFG
lmfao
Graduated cylinder
I WENT IN THE GRADUATED CYLINDER TAG AND I CANT STOp LAGHIGn
(Source: badboysliketoparty)
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
(Source: mystandards)
When they take the time to constantly check up on you, texts you multiple times when you’re delaying in reply. When they call you to make sure you’re doing okay. When they tell you stupid jokes just to cheer you up when you’re sad, and they remind you to put on something warm when you’re sick. I actually find guys who worry really adorable, even if they’re doing these little actions unintentionally, as long as they don’t cross the line of annoying.
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